I’ve never seen it like this. Fifteen years ago, you could walk down the street and you wouldn’t have to worry about getting mugged on your way home.

Hey… quit your complaining.

You got the calories on your menus.
Trans fats being taken care of.
Salt is now a controlled substance.
No fatty french fries.
No smoking.

Crime? Who’s got time worrying about crime when there are so many other huge problems to deal with.

Recycling… there… that is huge!